Trent Lott, the Faerie Queen? Reports Flying In He Likes Spicy Sausage.

Trent Lott's gay. And he's got a gay escort buddy he pays for sex.

At least that's what the blogs tell me. And the blogs certainly don't lie. Why else would a newly re-elected Senator resign 1 year into his new term? Right? Right.

Mmmmm...mmmm. Love me some hypocritical GOP gay sex scandals. Love that shit.

UPDATE: Bighead DC is getting nailed with traffic for this, so here's their article if you can't get through.

Once upon a time, there was a twentysomething boy-next-door type with
reddish blond hair and a brilliantly white smile. Not one to shy away
from attention, he wrote a blog called "Fifteen Minutes," and also
became a freelance writer for various publications, including The
Stranger in Seattle. He'd often focus on his non-traditional lifestyle
as a gay male escort — a topic that often fascinated his readers,
which, in turn, helped him to garner a substantial amount of powerful
business acquaintances through the years.

Based in San Antonio, he would travel all over the world to meet his
clients, which included high profile celebrities, businessmen and even
politicians in the United States Congress.

Sometimes within his writings he'd give advice on how other males
could become successful escorts. Other times he'd post videos of
himself flexing on YouTube. Once, he even scolded gay escort Mike
Jones for outing Rev. Ted Haggard as one of his gay escort business
participants.

"You were paid for sex, Mike," he wrote in 2006. "The most important
rule you can follow when taking people's money in exchange for sex is
that—no matter what—their lives stay their own and whatever passes
between the two of you remains private. Period."

Many of his clients greatly appreciate his professionalism. In fact,
according to one 66-year-old patron who reviewed him on a gay escort
site, he is "a very reliable escort who keeps you informed."

The boy happens to be real, and his "stage name" is Benjamin Nicholas.
One of the politicos Big Head DC has learned he's alleged to have been
involved with is the married Sen. Trent Lott, 66, who unexpectedly
announced his retirement on Monday. Lott is well-known to have been
against a plethora of gay rights issues throughout his terms in
Congress. He was also good friends with Sen. Larry Craig throughout
his time in Congress.

Nicholas told Big Head DC today via e-mail that he didn't want to go
on the record to talk about his dealings with Lott, because, said
Nicholas, "Trent is going through his fair share of scrutiny right now
and I don't want to add to it." However, e-mail and other records
confirm that the two have met on at least two occasions.

"All I can say at this point is no comment," Nicholas told us. "It's
the professional thing for me to do."

In a subsequent e-mail message, Nicholas confirmed that another
publication is working on a story about a "possible relationship"
between Lott and himself, but Nicholas also "politely declined" an
interview for that story.

"As I said before, Lott has quite a bit on his plate right now and I
don't really want to add fuel to the embers," Nicholas told Big Head
DC.