Photos Reveal GOP Hates Hot Girls, Parties

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(COLUMBUS)  Photos revealed on a Facebook account prove that GOP bloggers hate hot girls and parties. 

GOP blogger Matt Naugle, who recently blogged for fellow hot girl party hater Ken Blackwell, recoiled in horror at the images of an attractive well adjusted, tightassed hot male college boy stud licking the heaving breasts of a blonde ready-for-action hottie.

"I refuse to be turned on by this filth," Naugle said as he stared glassy eyed at the image of the frat boy college hottie slowly moving a phallic blunt toward his full lips.   "This totally buff cute boy must have awful parents.  No party can be that much fun.  I've been to a party, once, when I was 10....they aren't like that at all."

GOP bloggers have been known to find utter contempt and horror at many such sites, including "TedHaggardsHungryMouth.com", "MarkFoleysPlayhouse.com", and "ScottPullinsXXX.com".  "I visit them all," Naugle said, shivering in total hotness while staring at the young buck stud in his tank top on his Facebook page.  "None of them are as horrifying.....as.....this....

..one.............."

Naugle's rage then exploded into an ejaculatory spasm of pure ecstacy which brought the interview to an abrupt end. 

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Hilarity

Yes, one stutters and thinks libraries should be privatized cuz there are too many books in his town. The other? ...has face planted in hot chicks bosom. Case closed.

And y'all wonder why

people say that there's no difference between the R's and the D's. You both play the same silly games which have nothing to do with anything important. Moderate D's are equivalent to Moderate R's. DINO and RINO are one in the same. If you were different, you wouldn't be allowing RAB to frame this situation related to John Brunner. Either that, or all you BSBers are a bunch of doofus dilberts, who let Matt set the rules while you respond in a wimpish way or a way that is absolutely not humorous at all. Hell, Jerid hardly even posts here anymore. Even if he was posting, he doesn't have half the brains or wit that Pounder has. Some didn't agree with Pounder, but Jerid is absent most of the time and a total flop. Why do all of you insist on portraying yourselves as a bunch of clownish idiot punk asses? You even make Bush look smart. Obviously, you don't care about Democratic Party ideals. You'd rather play king-of-the-mountain or smear-the-queer with Matt.

MM Rocks!

MM: I've been trying to remember the URL addy to your blog. You know, the awesome one that never strays from Democratic Party ideals? The one that so wonderfully illustrates your wealth of brains and wit? Anyways, if you get a chance, please get back to me. 

TMM

Difference between R's and D's? I think we saw that difference in the last election. Frankly I'm not a fan of the DINO and RINO argument; if you pay attention you'll notice I rarely berate those on the left for not being Democratic enough.

And Tom, it's kind of hard not to let this little tiff get related back to Brunner. Naugle got on the Secretary of State's son's facebook account and publicized intimate details of his life. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. I'm not going sink to Naugle's level here - but sure, a ridiculous attack gets a ridiculous response. We'll mock the kid. That's all he deserves. Anything more gives this attack more credibility than it's worth.

As for my posting frequency. Looks like you missed the post a few days back. Feel free to give it a read. I know, I miss you too...

This one is easily summarized

Naugle is a joyless dick and J. Brunner needs to grow up a bit. As disgusting as it was to attack the kid, the stuff he had up on his facebook sure wasn't something that he would want a future employer to see. If mom is a statewide office holder you are held to a different standard... remember the Bush girls anyone all they did was drink on a fake ID, and cmon who hasn't done that?

I'm thinking that Judge/Mom Brunner

may have some stern words for her son.  I wouldn't want to be him tonight if Mom Brunner is anything like MY mother, or most mothers for that matter.  I mean, everyone knows that you NEVER allow photographic evidence of your less than stellar moments.  Having said that, the vitriolic comments by a few of the commenters on RAB about the Judge's parenting skills really piss me off.  I guess I should consider the source since these same folks voted for an alcoholic, hypocritical, illegal drug partaking, draft-dodging megalomaniac- which could refer to any number of their candidates.

Great comment

And true, I'm sure.

I love the comments about this post on the right

 Submitted by Mark_McNally on April 5, 2007 - 9:07pm.

Gay bashing to the extreme. You think they'd celebrate Haggard and Foley and what not instead of mocking those who have alternative lifestyles and what not.

Celebrate Foley? A guy that engaged in pedophilia? Celebrate Haggard? A man that made a living off of spreading lies and homophobia while he himself was living a lie? Puh-lease.

We've got no problem with homosexuals over at BSB. Afterall, we represent the only political party committed to fighting for their equal treatment under the law. A little rhetoric isn't gonna change that folks - but you're welcome to try anyways. Classic. 

reminiscent of Dorothy

...good writing, definitely over the top & nasty, a bit of totally necessary comic relief to the spectacle of these political pundits taking themselves too seriously & self-righteously...it reminds me a lot of the Dorothy Fuldheim pieces we haven't seen for a while now...nobody does it like Dorothy...

so True

She was something else. Called 'em as she saw 'em and was as consistent in her out look as most humans can get. Out of curiosity -- how many here ever read or even know who Dorothy Fuldheim was?

I remember Dorothy

Dorothy Fuldheim was an icon in our home.  Anytime Dorothy was on air, NO ONE got to talk lest we interrupt the fiery redhead in her 80's and incur the wrath of my Mother. Dorothy was a woman before her time- politically, culturally, intellectually.  She could bring a blowhard to his knees with an innocuous well-placed question. Could you imagine a conversation between Dorothy and Dick Cheney or Bill O'Reilly?  I would pay good money to watch.

Matthew Naugle

Matthew Naugle is so arrogant and egotistical that he thinks everyone in the Repulican party respects his juvenile banter! Grow up little boy!

That isn't true

The problem is- It takes a very long time for everyone to realize that I'm correct on every issue. Once everyone finally realizes that, then everything will be ok.

ha

That got a chuckle.

Nope, the real problem is

that Matthew really believes he is always correct on every issue. Talk about dellusional! Poor lonely little young man:-(

pathetic

Naugle is weak. He can make up all the reasons he wants, but at the end of the day all he did was pick on a kid. Real profile in courage, son. You're pathetic.