Kevin Boyce Is The New Republican Bogeyman

Well first off, the boys over at Red State are sounding the alarm that the George Soros army is out to manipulate the 2010 Ohio Census results. Why? Because Treasure of State Kevin Boyce has been appointed to a committee aimed at maximizing the census response rate that each state was advised to set up.

We take these reports quite seriously, and will be investigating them in great depth. Just after I get the alien tracking chip out of my arm and fashion the perfect tin-foil hat...

And just to recap:

• Having Ken Blackwell serve as state chairman of Bush-Cheney ‘04 = OK
• Kevin Boyce Doing Something With The Census = OMG!!! PEOPLE ARE DYING, THE LIBZ ARE TAKING OVER, COMMIES ARE KILLING KITTENS!!!!11

In slightly more serious news, Boyce hopped on the wave of announcements this morning and also formally announced his campaign to hold on to the Treasurer of State job.