Dispatch Sitting on MASSIVELY DAMAGING STORY! Rah rah rah.
Submitted by Jerid on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 5:33pm.
Ok - You guys won't believe this, for cereal. I just got off the phone with some of my "sources" who are - get this - alleging the Dispatch is sitting on a MASSIVELY damaging story against Bill Todd. I mean, c'mon, nothing like the Republican protection game, right? Or maybe the Dispatch is just trying to create a story in the Columbus Mayoral race to boost circulation. Who knows, but they are most definitely allegedly sitting on a very, very damaging story about Bill Todd, candidate for Mayor.
And that story is....that Bill Todd is an alleged dendrophiliac! WTF you say!?!
He's - allegedly - a tree fucker.
Allegedly, he gets pleasure from sexual penetrating orifices on trees!
In fact, one of my "sources" claims to have totally seen Todd going to town on a weeping willow out in Bexley. No shit. But, well, I can't give you the name of my source because it's extremely important he remains anonymous. The political ramifications this source would face if his identity were disclosed makes it necessary for me to protect him. However, just trust me. I mean, if Naugle can make up write a story about the Dispatch sitting on a story about Mike Coleman without providing any source material or backup, and expect folks to believe him, I can do the same, right?
So remember. The Dispatch isn't writing about Bill Todd's interest in having sex with trees to protect his Mayoral ambitions. Be sure to tell all your friends.
And I hear Oak feels wonderful this time of the year.
HUH?
Submitted by Jerid on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 6:30pm.
Why do you call it crap. It has the same level of authenticity has the GOP's hit piece on Coleman.
I think he means
Submitted by modernesquire on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 6:33pm.
Whatever happened to the lifelines story?
If the Dispatch story wasn't true
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 8:43pm.
why was Coleman's COS meeting with Mike Curtin (Associate Publisher) at the Clarmont Restaurant the day before the campaign spending article on Thursday. Merely coincidence??? It would be hard to believe.
Woah buddy
Submitted by Jerid on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 9:11pm.
You don't get to assume it's true without presenting any facts. That's too Naugle-esque.
It's really a shame the Todd campaign & Co. is in such a shitty spot that it has to make stuff up at this point. Follow your boy Bob's suggestion, bail on Cbus and go to Canton.
And Modern...and all. I had an election complaint drafted against Todd. False campaign statements throughout his campaign, including his BS claim he's a 30 year Cbus resident. Had to drop it though cause school got hot and heavy. Thought I'd have more time to work on that stuff. You live and learn, eh.
I'm not from Ohio...
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 9:28pm.
Is this guy a republican? Because I only care if a tree fucker is a republican. Because, with democrats, if someone fucks a tree that just means they're environmentalists.
What is your purpose
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/02/2007 - 10:13pm.
It is a great day when a supposedly powerful blogger can't come up with anything of political importance. Next time when you think that you are being funny, first of all think. This just make a person that I once thought decently educated, just plain dumb and has no real power even with his keyboard
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