Dann Was NOT Arrested

A trusted source has told me that Dann wasn't arrested. He was, in fact, out to lunch.

That still doesn't explain why the press conference was called when the speaker wasn't going to be there. There's something fishy going on here...

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No! Really?

And they won't find anything in their sweep except what is already known.  Ohio will once again be the laughingstock of the nation with their "we're as important as New York" Mayberry RFD routine.  Barney Fife is seen hauling  boxes of love letters from the Rhodes Tower!  hehehe

But...

That doesn't mean Dann is innocent or that no one was arrested. There's often a kernel of truth to these rumors, perhaps someone else was lead off in handcuffs?

Possibly

perhaps someone else was lead off in handcuffs?

Yeah, probably the female staffer who refused to let a state trooper search her purse so she swatted him over the head with it instead.  LOL 

 

Agreed

What probably happened is that one of the state troopers removed Marc Dann's handcuffs from his office, and some blogger misheard that as Marc Dann in handcuffs.

It could happen to the best of us.

Why do you come here?

You hate this State, you hate the Democratic leadership, I cannot find one comment from you that's insightful or informative. All you ever do is come here act condenscending to everyone, smug, and sarcastic like you're some mental giant in the land of mental midgets.

If you mean to be sarcastic, you aren't funny.

If you mean to prove yourself wiser and smarter than the rest of the State, then stick to trying to be sarcastic because you're closer to achieving that.

We get it. Anyone who believes in God or religion is stupid to you. You drive E85 and bask in your own social conscious superiority.

If you hate Ohio and, particularly, Ohio politics, then why are you here?  Why don't you spend time with people as "enlightened" as you?

If Ohio is such a horrible backwater state and you're so smart, why can't find a way out of here?

I'm just amazed at how close-minded you are, and yet you call yourself a progressive.

Wow!

I'm sorry.  I should be more considerate during these times of great stress in the blog-OH-sphere.  I sometimes forget how closely bound the blogger's ego is to insider info and getting the scoop and I know this Dann witchhunt just isn't going as planned.  carry on...

Possible job opportunity.....

One likely outcome of this bizarre day is Team Dann will be auditioning yet another Communications staffer as today was a new low - even for them.   As you are one of the few people who still has Dann's back I think you should be considered for the job.  No other communication strategy seems to be working so its a perfect chance to audition your three prong approach:

 1. This is all incredibly boring and Ohioans are boring for caring about any of this.

2. Despite the fact that the AG was working feverishly behind the scenes to stop an IG investigation, nothing more will come out of it and everyone will be mightily embarrassed.

3. When that doesn't work you can go back to your original view of this whole matter.... the classic - "she should have known better than to put herself into said situation unless she was *looking* for trouble".

It can't hurt at this point....

I'd be interested except...

a perfect chance to audition your three prong approach

Ironically, I was offered today the job I've been jumping thru hoops to acquire for over two months. It's been quite a slog but I'm happy. To use some Marxist terminology, I'll be rejoining the "aristocracy of labor" next week after recently having to shutter my own business, capping nine years of absolute hell. I'm nothing if not persistent.

Give em hell, Dann! hehe