Cleveland VA's Controversial New Treatment. Vets Walk Again With BJ's From DC Hookers!

Mmmmm. Remember last week how I said someone on the Federal Government nickel in C-Town had been havin' themselves a little bad boy fun? Well, turns out our "special winner" who's been dialing into the DC Madam's prostitution ring is from the Cleveland VA!!!

I'm sure the hookers were for the veterans. Or...maybe someone's doing a little "self-medicating."

Here's yer proof.

One phone record from Madam Pamela Martin & Associates...DC & Ohio's favorite choice for fine ass.

The call was made from (216)701-3029 on April 8, 2004.

And one Cell phone trace from 'yer friendly neighborhood snoops, Docusearch, tattlin' on Veteran's Affairs (sheesh, can't even keep a secret).

Hooray!

What? Walter Reed got ya down? Lost an arm in Iraq? Don't worry, just get laid, be happy. Or at least your Doc' may.

Of course the next question is who at the Cleveland VA is using government property to set sex romps. I'm calling those kind folks as we speak, but I don't suppose I'll get any answers till my Freedom Of Information Request goes through.

You don't suppose it could've been a political appointee do you? Wonkette reports that Jim Nicholson, Secretary of Veterans Affairs resigned today. Jim, don't let that dead hooker hit you on your way out!